How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it