How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.