How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.