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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue