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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.