Exorcise Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.