There is no afterlife.
A No. 2 pencil.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
More kids tripping in lab coats
This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".