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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Eiffel Jokes More Eiffel Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.