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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Eiffel Jokes More Eiffel Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.