What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.