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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.