Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!