Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.