Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO