Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.