Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.