How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.