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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school