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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.