How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.