How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.