How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.