How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.