How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone