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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.