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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer