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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.