How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer