How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Pick on someone your own size.

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Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.