All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
A peta-file.
Dubai fours
They ostrich-sized him
PIC on someone your own size!
Itali-cized.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Four-tified
Medium.
Pick on someone your own size.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A happy medium.
Australia.
It swells at night.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
The size of the tip.
Inflate it.
You stop feeding it.
Because size matters.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
Because there's more birds in it.
A dead bird
Sting operation, of course!
Catch you later
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
He just started fiddling with it.
Where's Whitey
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Yo get off me, homes!
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Minnepop.
Socrates
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
