What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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He lost his SANTAty

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Ein stein.

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Toupee or not toupee

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!