What did the balding German frau exclai...

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?