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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Linus

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The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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He was snowden

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Dont leave me hangin' bro

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Mi Kase es su Kase.

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Audi

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They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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When your bald!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))