Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Try some sparkly earrings.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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They don't have salons in the jungle!

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.