He was trying to get her pedicure.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
They only had two vans
It pokes holes in condoms.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They don't have salons in the jungle!
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
2 feet.
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
