Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.