Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.