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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Time to try the udder one.

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Stall

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Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.