He was trying to get her pedicure.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A coat hanger
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
I'm like, 'Your husband'
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
They don't have salons in the jungle!
Defiled.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.