Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.