Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.