Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light