Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!