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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.