March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did you get into my house?

Business.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!