Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.