Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

A Rama-dana-ding-dong

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!