Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.