Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!