Why did the Irish Football manager floo...

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

Sub-standard.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?