Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.