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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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1forest1

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Get off.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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The short ones drowned in the floods

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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A fastball - a sizzler.