Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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