What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it