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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.