What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor