It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Nails in their hands and feet
You really have to nail it
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
They both nailed a 2x4.
Nailed it
Nail the other hand to the floor.
He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Get hammered.
A painting only need one nail to hang
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
I haven't a clous.
A cruiseifixion.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
Yall nailed it.
Nailed it!
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
A Navel Destroyer.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Me! That hurts!
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
FawnDoo! Nailed it.
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
A bad Habit.
It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Nailed it.
Because he got nailed on the boards.
A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Make him wear shoes.
At the spa-getti.
Replace the nails with screws.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
It popped a wheelie.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
The noise gave her a headache.
They both got nailed
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Nail: Did you work the shaft
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
Because she nailed that Solo.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
His portrait only need one nail
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
To stamp out forest fires!
She keeps her feet.
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
So they could Scandinavian.
A furtographer
RUFF!
A Boston Marathon.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Stirring it.
A Kylo Ren Book
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
