Nails in their hands and feet
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
It popped a wheelie.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
A Boston Marathon.
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
The Army.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
