What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.