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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.