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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.