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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.