What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.