What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.