What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it