What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!