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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew