What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.