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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows