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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.