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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.