Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.