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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.