Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

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Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.