Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they would be sedans.

Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe