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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

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When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

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What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

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