Sedan Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they would be sedans.