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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.