Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.