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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..