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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.