Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.