Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they would be sedans.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.