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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.