Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Remains to be seen.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.