Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.