Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.