Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.