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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.