Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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He didn't want any beef.

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He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.