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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.