Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Chard remains.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.