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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.