What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.