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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized