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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized