What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.