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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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