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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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