What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.