What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.