What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.