What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything