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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.