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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.