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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.