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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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Maine

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Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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With bar tender.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.