What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers