What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.