What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*