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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*