What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.