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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.