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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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They didn't have enough pitchers.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Shedding season

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What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people