What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

You cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.