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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.