What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.