What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that