What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.