What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)