Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist