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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)