Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!