Because he couldn't tuna piano!
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
Rink injustice!
Because he always plays with Pooh.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Because he would just go home and master bait.
A starfish!
A song called "My Corona"
A crocstar
A tuna.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
He can never find the Loki.
Tulips on an organ.