Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!