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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.