Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What color is ice?

Hielo.

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What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!