Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

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Franchicing

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Penaltea!

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.