Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!