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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!