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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!