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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!