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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!