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What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!