What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!