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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak