Why do mice need oiling?

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Because they squeak!