Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!