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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!