Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!