Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak