Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!