What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole