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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'