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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'