Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.