Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

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