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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor