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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.