Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.