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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!