Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)