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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.