What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Who fought in the Civil War?

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