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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

Who fought in the Civil War?

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