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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.