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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.