Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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They only had 2 vans

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.