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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup