Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.