Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks