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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans