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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.