What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!