So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Nine Inch Nails
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Because they're not used to getting Snowden.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Let's go fishing
Lightbulb.