What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool