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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter