What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream