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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead