What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.