What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott.

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead