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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.