What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.