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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward