How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.