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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."