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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.