What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.