What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.