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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.