What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.