What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.