Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!
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Because they offer a good celery.
So they could Starmie.
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I can't, I'm not a conductor.".
Because organ traders offer good price.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Thanks I'll just have a sliver!
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
An offer you can't understand.
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No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
One always offer a snack bar after saying hello
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Change.
None. They're old school.
They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
He wanted to see the floor show!
Why does it have to be a group activity
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
Where there's a Will, there's a way.
She thought she was a dromedary.
A Reputable.
You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny)
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement