What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head?

John.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.