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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.