What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready