What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What is the healthiest college?

Rice