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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready