What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.