What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.