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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.