What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.