What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.