What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.