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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica