What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."