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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham