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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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She was always using fowl language.

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Good buy.

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Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Spoiled milk.

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*