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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.