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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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A nostaljar.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham