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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank