Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.