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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!