Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank