Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend